He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
I think it was clear she was setting us up when she brought me over to you and said "Present!"
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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