some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
Oh and no more ball pics to my family. Got in a little trouble over that. They have no sense of humor.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
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