i was just at lovers lane looking for gifts for a bachelorette party.....with my mom
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
he said "be careful" then handed me a cheezit...
I tried getting kicked out of my favorite bar. No matter what I did, I could do no wrong
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She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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