So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You remember the guy they called Meat in high school? Well, let's just say my vagina remembers him now.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
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