WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
Things I learned last night: 1. Bacardi 151 is a one-way ticket to the toilet, 2. It is possible for a human being to turn into Mount Vesuvius
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
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