I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
I'm telling you the guy came in bought a box of condoms and all three of the chicks that came in behind him followed him to his car. I want his life
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Definitely just found that pen in the microwave. What the fuck.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
Randomize
