I told her we could go facebook official. If she ups the oral.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
remember, YOU ARE A WINNER
my dinner was a box of cheezits simultaneously mixed in with cocoa puffs and fried rice.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
Why wake up next to a guy when you can wake up next to a bag of chips and not have to worry about what kind of std you might've caught
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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