I just watched a trucker jack off to a picture of Ellen DeGeneres at a truck stop in Nebraska.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Exactly how many bongs can i have before my parents figure out they really aren't vases
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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