Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
It's amazing where one well timed dick pic can get you in life.
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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