Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
I'll truly miss your penis but your use of words and phrases such as bae, yolo, swag, and totes have ruined how attractive you once were.
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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