So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
Nope, I'm sticking to passive aggressive punishments. Like mismatching his socks and cumming on his leather couch. OCD is so wonderful.
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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