Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
I've never danced to a Michael Jackson song in a bar and left alone bro. Something in girls loves a guy who dances to mj
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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