we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
you were so high that you made a 14 page PowerPoint on why Santa would beat Peter pan in a fight.
and I must say, you were very persuasive
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
This is the only time in your life where finding a half eaten lime and pair of florescent pink underwear that wasn't yours means that it was a good night
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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