Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I now have a "weirdest thing a guy ever did in bed" story. Cut my fingernails.
Yeah I'm gonna need you to stop it right there.I know this is supposed to be a safe space but Imma have to exit.
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
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