Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
I found the TV remote. It was in the washing machine along with the chicken wings you kept complaining to Domino's about that they 'never delivered'
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate
Well how do you think I feel
fair enough
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I want you
Nvm, now I want someone who replies to my booty-call texts faster
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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