I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
