I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
1) Woke up alone with my bathing suit on inside out spooning an empty bottle of Jack, 2) get the fuck on to my level 3) please pick me up and bring a stuffed pony, some Oreo's and my pride...
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