so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I feel like I'm in a astronaut outfit like I'm a spaceman & I'm just floating around cause that's all you do in space is float and I'm floating to be in detail
Houston we have a problem
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