It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I'm making a sandwich topless right now. Remind me again why I don't have a boyfriend?
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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