My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
he had a blacklight sublime poster, of course i had to do him.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
i feel like i was in a swimming pool of captain and coke and had to drink my way out
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
My uterus just tried to get me to buy a tub of cookie dough
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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