sorry I didn't call you. I had your number saved as "girl that offered bj but didn't follow thru".
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
Do you remember calling me a cuntasaurus rex last night?
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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