8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
quit making up holidays to get me to go drinking with you
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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