You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
You know how most people would take your keys when they don't want you to leave a party? Those 2 girls aren't most people. They took my pants instead.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
We have started to decorate penises.
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
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