U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Ur here to start shit and I'm here to light that shit on fire
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
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