I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Randomize
