her vagine was all disorganized.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
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