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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
Everything went well, until I walked into his bedroom and there was a Ronald Reagan poster watching over his bed - creepy
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
we started pounding beers an hour ago to celebrate our personal snow day tomorrow. vodka shots for u of i's actual decision are on standby.
You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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