oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I drank, I fought, I made my ancestors proud.
And then someone hit me with a pool cue
Yea I almost drowned giving a BJ in the shower once
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
Did you leave a mouse under my pillow again?
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
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