Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
He called me at 4 a.m. and wanted me to drive him to McDonald's then drop him off at home. It wasn't even a booty call, it was a fucking chauffeur call.
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