wanna go halves on a baby?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
Randomize
