On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
apparently went to arby's at 2:30am banging on the windows for someone to make me a "beefy"
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
Yes, you did come over last night. You also tried to give my dog a blowjob. You got rejected.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
that's the second time I've made out with him and woken up with my pants stuffed with PBRs I am convinced he's magic
Seriously considering modifying my computer case so it can dispense wine. I need to make a bunch of changes and reorganize it's guts anyway....
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
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