Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
The fact that I am sitting home writing a resume while you're out inducing vomiting makes me feel like way more of an adult than I'm ready to be.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
Personally, if my roommate had a nice friend who made me dinner, gave me free beer, a 4am meal, a couch to sleep on in an apartment on the beach, and breakfast when I woke up, and I found out that said roommate was fucking her, I'd be all... right on! She's cool! Thanks for the quesadillas!
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
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