What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
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go home
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
I'm both gender and math confused
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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