Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
Just KTHXBAIed an old man for staring at me
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
you are not my drinking buddy, you are my drinking enemy.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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