id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
You both must have been completely wasted because every once in a while we would hear you both stop and start singing to each other. At one point it was taylor swift.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
We've given up. My vagina is tired of constant lonely nights and disappointments. This is our retirement.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
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