My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
i'm drunk and confused. there might be a 4 year old here.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I woke up to an email from Groupon for 3 laser lipo treatments...on Valentine's Day...way to kick me when I'm down Groupon.
You can't just send the picture of my vagina back to me, 2 months after we broke up, and make small talk out of it.
I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
I remember looking at his body and thinking wow you have a body sculpted by Jesus himself. Still not sure if I said that out loud or not
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
He showed up at my house with roses and a bottle of vodka... to watch a movie. obvi i took the vodka and didn't sleep with him
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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