I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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