I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Just went through campus. In the span of 2 min I saw 4 places I've had sex. And thats just down one street. Man do I miss college.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
You kept showing the cop the bruises on the bottoms of your feet and claiming you were a medical mystery.
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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