I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
I love you more than sex with randoms.... and we all know how much I love that shit.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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