if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
i can't believe you bought a jetta. you know that's a girl car, right? if i hadn't had sex with you, i'd have no other proof you're straight.
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
There's no winning that game with me. It's either "Can I walk home at the end of the night," or "am I throwing up trying to sleep in the front yard." Rules are irrelevant.
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
How does one acquire holy water?
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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