I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
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