Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
Being drunk at the hospital is better than i expected. I got to hide and play in the little kids waiting area. Btw no one is hurt
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
I also farted in bed this morning and said, "I don't even care. My body deserves that."
...I just added shower water to my vodka on ice\n#sendhelp
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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