it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
When I blacked in, I was crying to my father at the swim-up bar that "I was going to win an Oscar." how do you THINK Mexico was?
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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