Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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