They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I wish Michael J Fox could read me bedtime stories
He could rock you to sleep
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We shaved off his eyebrows I'm pretty sure his fiance will be thrilled at the wedding
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
apparently, dueling with garden tools in Home Depot is strictly frowned upon
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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