dear roomies, would anyone wanna donate the booze they left in the fridge over break to the "your roomies snowed in and all alone" fund?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Who knew sons of strippers would be really feminist boyfriends?
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
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