Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
I will one day have loud vengeance sex as my revenge against you. Until then I'm just going to sit in the living room playing John Mayer while you're trying to do it.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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