she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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