im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
Please tell me the foreign boys in the kitchen this morning were yours.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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