I want you to know that after i type the word "your" vagina is next on my predictive tex
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
you kept thanking chef boyardee for having pull tab cans
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
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