quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
I love having hate sex.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
So we are lighting beer bottles on fire and breaking them in half to make glasses
That sounds dangerous
Don't worry......were wearing oven mits.
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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