these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Why does it say "go to Planned Parenthood tomorrow" on my dry-erase board?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
all i know is i woke up with a braid in my hair and i vaguely remember a cab driver telling me he would give me $10,000 to get him a green card. and he would take me to turkey. and give me free cab rides. im never drinking on my medicine again. lol.
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
She sent me a video of herself sitting in the car stone faced listening to the Titanic song on silence. She won't answer my texts.
false alarm, still single
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
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