what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
I bet you there is porn for people who get off on someone rubbing Chipotle on themselves
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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