On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
I've just never had a dinner guest strut in, go directly to my bathroom, vomit.. then come out demanding whiskey and food.
Just puke n rally. People can't judge, it's syllabus week.
I legitimately had a champagne shower last night at a rave. I was also carrying around two bananas in my pockets like guns. Drunk doesn't even. Begin to explain My night.
They only searched every other person. But I sacrificed myself to get our vodka across the border
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I DIDN'T WATCH THE PILLSBURY DOUGH BOY PORN!!!!
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
can we not speak foreign languages when I'm on drugs
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
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